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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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The funniest thing you could do in any new outer space adventure / exploration media is have someone invite the ship's medic to the bridge and they'd be like "fuck no, I'm the main doctor for a whole crew, come see me if you break an arm or something, good luck exploring the surface of the Planet Made of Angry Poison Gas Clouds, With Teeth, Who Love the Flavor of Human Flesh or whatever the fuck it is, adios, see you in the canteen maybe, maybe not I'm fuckin busy." And you just barely ever see that character again.

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Or the doctor is a recurring character and every time anyone needs them it's like, "Computer, locate the doctor," and the doctor is always in sick bay. Every time.

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"Doctor, could you come to the bridge please? I'd like your opinion."

"Is it a medical opinion this time?"

"Yes."

"Then no, bring your medical question down here, to the medical room, the place specifically set aside for medical questions, filled with medical equipment which... get this... I use to answer medical questions."